Quotable quotes from Page 3

When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys.
Andrew G. Dehel

There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved.
Boy George

No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
Rita Mae Brown

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
Ernest Gaines

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Elton John

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
John Stewart

If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic."
Shelly Roberts

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich

It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain.
Francis Maude

Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.
Hart Crane

In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation.
Simone de Beauvoir

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen

People sometimes think I'm gay because I once played a gay in a movie. It's funny. Audiences don't think you're a murderer if you play a murderer, but they do think you're gay if you play a gay.
Perry King

Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people.
Martina Navratilova

My mom blames California for me being a lesbian. "Everything was fine until you moved out there." "That's right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West Hollywood. The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe.
Coley Sohn

The next time someone asks you, "Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?" tell them, "Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them."
Karen Williams

If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.
Robin Tyler

The Lord is my Shepherd and he knows I'm gay.
Rev. Troy Perry

If adjustment is necessary, it should be made primarily with regard to the position the homosexual occupies in present-day society, and society should more often be treated than the homosexual.
Dr. Harry Benjamin

If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens.
Bert R. Sugar

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavner

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.
Rita Mae Brown

Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
Sam Austin

I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
Charles Pierce

That word "lesbian" sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure.
Denise McCanles

Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants.
Lynn Lavner

My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it.
Amanda Bearse

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.
Kate Clinton

The world is not divided into sheeps and goats. Not all things are black nor all things white. It is a fundamental of taxonomy that nature rarely deals with discrete categories. Only the human mind invents categories and tries to force facts into separated pigeon-holes. The living world is a continuum in each and every one of its aspects. The sooner we learn this concerning sexual behaviour the sooner we shall reach a sound understanding of the realities of sex.
Alfred Kinsey

As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social.
Joseph Francis

Laugh your lungs out from W&G!

Jack: So, I've decided to take my career in a whole new direction.
Will: Forward?

Will: So now you're skipping work all together?!
Grace: No, I called in sick.
Will: Called who? You're the boss.
Grace: I know it was a strange conversation. If I do it again, I'm going to fire me.

Grace: Just FYI - The first 3 letters in assistant spell ass, so please, get off yours.

Karen: You know CPR?
Jack: Oh, yeah. I had to do it on my father when I told him I was gay... Only I think it just confused him even more.

Will: In this house, a queen beats a straight every time.

Jack: I'd like to sing a duet, with a man who's been such a huge inspiration to me... (picture of himself appears)

Jack: There are no straight men, only men who haven't met Jack.

Jack (after seeing Karen's closet): Oh, my God. If my closet were like this, I never would have come out of it!

Jack: It's time to put the sex back in homosexual.

Grace: Oh, how can I explain this? Guilt is an emotion...Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself...An emotion is...
Karen: Honey I know what guilt is! It's one of those touchy-feely words that doesn't really mean anything, like "maternal".... or "addiction".

Karen: I have a right mind to throw this drink in your face! (then proceeds to finish the drink)

Jack: Do you remember the name of my ex-boyfriend? You know, the blond one with the tattoos?
Karen: Oh, come on, honey, that's like trying to find a needle in a gaystack.

Karen: They're trying to make gay people straight? Good lord, don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?

Karen: You're comin' in loud and queer!

Grace: Jack, inviting three hot guys over to your apartment for a "fourgy" does not qualify as group therapy.

Grace: Jack, inviting three hot guys over to your apartment for a "fourgy" does not qualify as group therapy.

Jack: Sex is a drug. I should know; I'm a licensed dealer.

Karen: Oh, honey, everything I say about you behind your back is true.

(about Karen's driver)
Grace: Fire him.
Karen: He is old and sweet and helpless. I can't just fire him because he's a raging incompetent. I mean, maybe you could, but not me.
Grace: Karen, if that were true, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Jack: (to Will) You know, anger doesn't really go with what you're wearing. But then again, not much does.

Jack: Will, have you totally forgotten how to speak our language? "Running late" is gay for "I'm blowing you off".
Will: Really? What's gay for "Get out"?
Jack: That would be "Good morning".
Will & Jack : Good morning Jack.

Mom: What if they want to come back for a little touchie-nookie-nicky?
Grace: Mom, can I take you to my therapist? Because he thinks I'm making you up.

Rosario: Lady, I used to teach children in my country.
Karen: Well, in this country, you wash my bra!

Grace to Karen (about the Hydra bra): Karen, I just want you to know that I really loved it that you stood besides me and showed me the way!
Karen (raising a toast): Darlin' welcome to my world!

The next cubicle...and the work place...

Me and one of my mates at work seem to have quite a similar taste in men! Our types! Tall, brutish, with a V-body, with a rugged I-will-show-you-heaven look; some with cute faces and cuter asses, some straight out of Danielle Steel's novels...yes they all are our types! We are continuously rating people who cross our paths with words like 'Good', 'Delicious', 'Doable' or well whatever! He is smitten with a PYT in one of his neighboring cubicles and I kinda find two PYT's in my next cubicle exceedingly cute. So much so, that whenever I get an opportunity, I steal a glance at the two of them and wish silently if at least one of them were....

My friend's PYT probably has Greek blood in his veins, coz everytime we see him, we go weak in our knees! The other day we were just rambling back to our respective work stations from the food court and there he was, walking towards us! And we just gasped in delight in unison! I hope he noticed!

Sizes...Small, Medium and Large!

Ever since the Hutch ads have started coming on television, I can't help but smile with an impish grin every time I see 'em. Even though the ads are quite funny, I try to interpret or probably see them in a totally different context. :-)

So, here's my version of one such ad...though I don't know how Prahlad Kakkad will react to this one...

Scene: Gay bar with lots of gorgeous looking guys dancing, some disco number playing in the background.

Cut to a 18 y.o. cutie who is a first timer, looking quite nervous hoping that his virginity will be a thing of the past beyond tonight! So as he takes nervous glances at everyone around him and while everyone around feast their eyes on the newbie, he sees these three real hunks standing next to the bar with drinks in their hands looking at him. While they exchange glances with the newbie...

...cut to the crotches of these three hunks one by one! :-) And then the caption comes choose your size S-M-L! :-D

and then a sleazy male voice declares "To get the size sms SIZE to blah-blah-blah-blah!"

Too corny?? Or plain balderdash! I don't know but I am sure such ads are light years away! He he

Gay Wipro!

Today morning, while I was coming to work I crossed the Wipro campus and suddenly a thought struck my mind.

The Wipro logo (a rainbow colored sunflower) is undoubtedly the most gay friendly logo around. And then I pondered and found to my amazement that over the past two years in Pune, I have come across at least half a dozen individuals working in Wipro who are gay. Though I may not have met them personally but it seems to me that Wipro definitely enjoys the rank of the most-preferred work destination of many gays in this city!

So here's to Wipro! :-)