Thursday, May 17, 2007

Underwear ads!

I am appalled and amused by certain ads that are shown on television. The worst and sometimes even the most alluring are the male undergarment ads. Some of them are not only distasteful and obscene but also raise questions about the efficiency of the censor board which 'pass'es such atrocious ads to be telecast on prime time television! Others are a treat to watch!
:-P

One particularly 'disgusting' ad is the one in which a female is washing a male undergarment on the bank of a pond or whatever and other females are staring at her! Her face exudes orgasmic bliss while she rubs the underwear with her hands and then beats the shit out of it! She stretches its elastic possibly showing the other females that it can accomodate huge sizes inside! And then to top it all, a sleazy female voice declares - "Amul 'whatever' - Crafted for fantasies"!!!

Total crap!

There's another ad, but I guess that's still a tad better than the one mentioned above! Possibly because the ad has a hunk in it!! ;-) This ad would possibly appeal to females as well as males (including gays) alike! In this one, this cute semi nude hunk wrapped in just a towel opens the door expecting the dhobi, only to be shocked when he finds this rather voluptous female in skimpy clothes standing outside! Out of nervousness, he drops the towel and there he is wearing the brand of underwear. He frantically asks the female "Dhobi, kahaan hai?" (Where is the washer man?) to which she replies in a slutty voice "Aajse main hi kapde lene aaoongi, Nikaliye naa...kapde" (From today onwards, I will come to take clothes! Give me your clothes, please!!) The hunk smiles and then they show their clothes strewn all over the place! A guy's voice is heard - "Blah blah blah brand - Seriously X-rated"!

This is undoubtedly one of the raunchiest ads on Television these days! I am sure the ad-makers as well as the models do realize that such ads are not only intended for the straight male population but the gay junta as well! And probably that's why the male models in these ads are any gay's fantasy come true! ;-)

But whatever! Sex sells! And that's a known fact! So, we can just wait and expect to see more such ads on the tube in the future!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I haven't been fortunate enough to have a glimpse of the second ad :). But yes the first one indeed took me by surprise.
The first time I saw Ishita Arun washing an underwear, I was really wondering what this "Dairy Farm" is actually trying to show us.

Arijeet, you rock. Keep up the good work